There are three objectives to a breakfast:
- read the newspaper
- wake up properly
- gather energy for the day
Because I haven’t found any international newspapers yet in my small town in Romania, we shall focus on the two latter aspects.
In order to become fully awake, modern man drinks a cola of course. Preferably from the fridge. Additional ice cubes are welcome. I have heard that some people boil coffee, but that is medieval. Extremely complicated and you can only prepare it by using numerous gadgets, powders, machines, spoons. By the time the first cup is ready, half the day is already over. Also, coffee comes from Arabia, and I guess you don’t want to support the terrorists of ISIS. Or do you?
Energy is provided by a muesli. No corn flakes or Fruit Loops or other such children’s stuff, but real muesli with oatmeal.
And then I had the glorious idea, unfortunately one week too late for this year’s Nobel Prizes, to combine the two. Admittedly, the idea had become necessary because the milk once again had run out of power before its advertised expiry date.
So you pour the cola over the muesli, and there you have your power breakfast.