Tag Archives: marketing

Money-Back Guarantee

Posted on 26 January 2013 by

Every year, the service that I offer to my clients is getting better and better. Beginning immediately, I will apply a 100% money-back guarantee. * That’s right. I am probably the only lawyer in the world to implement a money-back … Continue reading →

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Shops that may want to change their name, # 3

Posted on 13 August 2012 by

Photographed last year during the Tottenham Riots in London (under extreme danger to my own life, I might add): Maybe this was the real cause behind the Tottenham Riots? – Hey Jerk, a bread and a bagel please. – What … Continue reading →

Posted in Language, London, Photography, UK | Tagged , | 2 Comments

Companies that may want to change their name, # 2

Posted on 12 August 2012 by

Yesterday and coincidentally while having lunch with a hitchhiker from France, I came across Vichy Water. I wonder if drinking this will turn me into a Nazi collaborator?

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“Artistic and up to date”

Posted on 31 March 2012 by

If a company advertises its services and products as “artistic and up to date” but uses the following display to do so, I doubt both parts of the statement. Seen and photographed in Valletta, Malta.

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My Facebook Page

Posted on 21 August 2011 by

No, I still won’t be on Facebook as a person. Please continue to refrain from bombarding me with your status updates about what you had for breakfast, how you like the weather or what you’re watching on TV. I don’t … Continue reading →

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