“How are you?”

Someone: How are you?

Me: Confused.

Someone: Oh. I am sorry to hear that.

Me: No, that’s OK. I am studying philosophy.

When I first went to Israel on a youth exchange programme, I was staying with a really cool family in a small village in the centre of the country, somewhere in the district of Modi’in. One morning I was sitting in the large yard in front of the house, enjoying fabulous, fresh mint tea and some cookies for breakfast. It was me and two ladies, both somehow part of or associated with my host family.

A car came up, stopped and a guy yelled something out of the car window. It was in Hebrew, so I didn’t understand it. One of the ladies replied, which I didn’t understand either. The other lady helpfully translated her reply to me: “She said ‘That’s none of your business.’ ” I was perplexed, but tried to look as if this was a perfectly normal statement to start a bright and beautiful morning with. My face must have given away that I had been wondering what the question had been, because she added with a smile: “The question was ‘How are you?’

how_are_you_todayThat was 20 years ago, but I still remember this moment each time somebody asks me “How are you?” Towards many people who pose this question, I think it’s a rather adequate reply.

When I get asked this question, I sometimes just say “yes” or “6 feet tall” in order to sow confusion. At other times, I venture into detailed explanations of how I am, including descriptions of my workload, my studies, my medical situation and that I am really hungry or tired. I go on and on, until the questioner has to admit that his/her question was not inspired by genuine care, but was merely a thoughtless repetition of the ever same phrase. From now on, I can also direct people to this blog instead of providing a full answer. That should save everybody some time.

About Andreas Moser

You will most likely find me in the forest, next to the lake, reading a book. Just follow the cigar smoke!
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13 Responses to “How are you?”

  1. “From now on, I can also direct people to this blog instead of providing a full answer. That should save everybody some time….”
    And give you some readers as well ;)
    I always thought what to answer that question myself, as “I’m fine” is one of the world’s biggest lies.

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  2. elenaanat says:

    I read your blog and I was sure that you are fine!

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  4. Anastassia says:

    This is really an American and West European thing; in Russia if one asks this question, this would usually be at the end of the conversation, when both people opened up enough and one of them begins to genuinely care – “but really, how are you?”. With this question we usually expect to dig to the core problem and to get a detailed answer. Imagine my chock moving to the West! But what I really appreciate there is the smile people put. Let it be fake, but it nevertheless activates a a release of endorphin and eventually adds to happiness))

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  6. I look at “How are you” and “How’s it going” as questions that do NOT want an answer. Kinda like, here in the States, “Have you heard what those idiots did in Congress THIS time?”. ;)
    Answer these at your own risk. Though they are less (albeit SLIGHTLY less) dangerous than the infamous “Does this dress make me look fat?” question that we married guys live in fear of…. :D

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  9. In Rajasthan ( India), villagers say “Ram, Ram”. It means something ” I greet the god ( Rama) who is in you”.
    I like this : strangers who know I’m a god !

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  11. The Bohemian says:

    It is a bit distressing that two girls from Modiin have left such an impression on you- but this is not surprising due to the enchanting nature of Israeli women combined with your young age at the time. You are lucky you did not meet Haifa ladies because then the impact might have been too harsh on you.
    More seriously, here in the Middle East, asking “How are you” is a polite gesture.
    You can either reply “thanks I am doing great” or “not too bad” or “ala kefak”. Other replies (such as the ones you described) may be considered condescending or will just present you as a childish “wise ass”.
    As the the Modeiin babe: in Israel her reaction probably meant: “thanks for noticing me and stopping by. I am being rude because I am here next to a cute German guy and I am trying to tease you- but I really care about you- otherwise I would not have reacted in such a bibmoiish manner”
    But you seem like a nice guy.
    Keep trying!

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