The Dildo & Dodo Test

I have come up with the ultimate test to determine someone’s age, their general education and how corrupted or uncorrupted their mind is. The best thing: it’s not some complicated test which takes hours to administer and weeks to evaluate. The test only involves two words.

Situation 1:

You are talking to somebody about the Dodo and he or she doesn’t understand what you are talking about. Sooner or later he or she asks “Are you actually talking about a dildo?”

Situation 2:

You are talking about a dildo and the other person doesn’t seem to understand. Sooner or later he or she asks “Is this something similar to the Dodo?”

Situation 1 is an indication that the other person is younger than 30 years, not too well-read and has a highly corrupted mind. Situation 2 on the other hand indicates that you are talking to me or someone like me.

Dodo bird painting

About Andreas Moser

You will most likely find me in the forest, next to the lake, reading a book. Just follow the cigar smoke!
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6 Responses to The Dildo & Dodo Test

  1. Adeline says:

    haha,it was hard or easy to discover this :P ?

  2. Anastassia says:

    Love that Dodo picture you posted))

  3. Well, think about it this way. If you can get dildoes to breed like Dodos, you’ve really discovered something. And if you can have more fun with Dodos than dildoes, well, you’re REALLY on to something – or really perverted, one of the two. :D

  4. Kyra says:

    ROFL… what if, like me, you know exactly what a Dodo is, exactly what a dildo is, and exactly what “ROFL” stands for….? I guess that puts you in the “bright, perverted and reasonably young” club. Ah, the most dangerous one of all. Hm. And now Mr. Erickson’s post has me wondering whether that is really the proper plural of “dildo”… and on what occasions one would need more than one at a time…

  5. Kyra says:

    PS— Some music trivia I just thought of that is relevant to this post:
    1) The Dodos are actually a pretty cool American band which everyone should check out.
    2) The classic rock band Steely Dan got their name from a fictional Japanese dildo, the Steely Dan III, mentioned in the William S. Burroughs novel, Naked Lunch.
    and… you’re welcome.

  6. Emi Rubio says:

    I agree w/Kyra.

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